Guy: Give me a blowjob.Girl: In your dreams.
I seem to have dropped my retainer on your lap sir.
Excuse me Sir, I think I have to call “RALPH” right now!!!!
A whole new meaning for the term “Happy Trails”
I’ve heard elite athlete’s practice so much they can perform their sport while sleeping. I guess it’s not only elite athlete’s!
Narco-sexy!
This train blows
The blow job only exists in his mind
Guy: Give me a blowjob.
Girl: In your dreams.
cant wait to get home
Knew i shouldnt of mixed the rohypnol up!
do it the way my sister does it baby!
its so small you need to look real close!
take a picture it will last longer
is your tongue stick in my zipper?
Little known fact, emo kids get laid too, though only in their dreams.
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I seem to have dropped my retainer on your lap sir.
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Excuse me Sir, I think I have to call “RALPH” right now!!!!
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A whole new meaning for the term “Happy Trails”
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I’ve heard elite athlete’s practice so much they can perform their sport while sleeping. I guess it’s not only elite athlete’s!
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Narco-sexy!
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This train blows
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The blow job only exists in his mind
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Guy: Give me a blowjob.
Girl: In your dreams.
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cant wait to get home
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Knew i shouldnt of mixed the rohypnol up!
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do it the way my sister does it baby!
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its so small you need to look real close!
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take a picture it will last longer
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is your tongue stick in my zipper?
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Little known fact, emo kids get laid too, though only in their dreams.