People Of Public Transit » Cargo

Just One Of Those Moods

JM — Sun, 05 Feb 2012 12:00:07 +0000

He just wanted to get out of the office for a bit.

Ikea

JM — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 14:00:05 +0000

Low quality, impossible to put together, and don’t even get me started on trying to carry it home on the bus. But damn I love that trendy furniture.

Protection For The Important People

JM — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 16:00:02 +0000

Most major highways have signs prohibiting the transportation of hazardous materials. Apparently no such rules exist to protect public transit riders.

Say Something About His Hug Bag

JM — Sun, 22 Jan 2012 16:00:06 +0000

Go ahead and talk shit to the guy with a huge bag shaped like a human body. I’m sure things will go swimmingly for you.

If You See Something, Say Something…

JM — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 14:00:02 +0000

Unattended or suspicious packages or containers could potentially contain an explosive device and should be reported to security personnel immediately. Thank You.

How To Avoid A $50 Delivery Charge?

JM — Wed, 18 Jan 2012 12:00:08 +0000

Spend a few bucks to get on the subway and piss EVERYONE off. He’s probably going to ask someone to help him get it up the stairs too.

Smart Deer

JM — Tue, 17 Jan 2012 12:00:07 +0000

He doesn’t really care about the environment, he takes public transit to avoid those paralyzing headlights on the highway.

How Bed Bugs Spread

JM — Sat, 14 Jan 2012 16:00:07 +0000

Unfortunately the subway floor is much more disgusting than a few bed bugs.

Dance Pole Kit

JM — Tue, 10 Jan 2012 16:00:04 +0000

Need help setting that up, ladies? Maybe someone to critique your technique?

Office Space

JM — Mon, 09 Jan 2012 16:00:07 +0000

It’s at a premium these days. You have to take what you can get.