People Of Public Transit » WTF

Hey You Silly Car!

JM — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 18:00:01 +0000

You’re not a train. Get off those tracks!

JM — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 14:00:06 +0000

Why are New Yorkers so unfriendly?

JM — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 16:00:07 +0000

If there was any time to pay the few bucks to ride the bus, it would be the day it’s raining.

JM — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 14:00:07 +0000

Because I think there is actually poop on them.

JM — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 12:00:07 +0000

They never paint their own nails.

JM — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 16:00:04 +0000

No problem, just ride on the roof.

JM — Sat, 28 Jan 2012 18:00:06 +0000

Is not nearly powerful enough to get me to stop looking at those claws on the right. Get a bitch some nail clippers!

JM — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 16:00:04 +0000

Red Flags: Many colorful bracelets, a coloring book, and a stuffed animal. So hide yo kids. Your wife, however, is probably safe.

JM — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 14:00:07 +0000

Should not have to be shaved.

JM — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 12:00:04 +0000

He’s going to a “cowboy” party where he’ll probably be celebrating with several jolly ranchers. Yeehaa!!!